We’ve been married twenty years, and I think I may finally be convinced that he’s not kidding when he says he doesn’t like garlic.
Maybe I should throw the garlic press away, as penance. (It’s such a nice one, though – I’m not sure I’d ever find another one like it, when I’m a widow.)
*gasp* Not… like… GARLIC??? But — that’s — inconceivable!
(I understand, though. My husband doesn’t like cheese.)
It is inconceivable, isn’t it? Cause I’m not a slow learner, but this one’s taken me 20 years.
No cheese? That’s just weird.
He is in DENIAL! It’s like saying you dont like kippered beef jerky! Right?
The author of Kitchen Confidential hates garlic presses, and so should you.
Yeah, well, the author of Kitchen Confidential has a few things of his own to work on. I think we’ll have to agree to disagree on garlic presses.