From the braintalk MS forum, on what to say when asked why you use a wheelchair:
It was a tragic circus accident involving elephants and a spinning motorcycle act. The worst part was they had to cut off my pale pink feather and sequined tank outfit at the hospital.
I really loved that costume.
That’s why it’ll always be archived, just for you.
Haha, Good one! I know good and well I’ll never remember it when the time comes.