Every Walmart I’ve ever seen has lots of handicapped permit parking spaces. Rows of them. More than anywhere else, more than the law requires. The creepy thing about them is that they’re always full! Always. Who are all these people? Don’t they ever go home?

Dear Katja,
>They’re for the disabled workers, and for the really poor, disabled consumers who can’t shop anywhere else, because Wal*Mart has given everyone low prices, and low service.
Kool K.P.