You are ‘Adam Lay Y Bounden‘! Ah, you appear to be something of a Christmas snob. Whether you are a musician who has sung one carol service too many, or merely someone with very highbrow views on music and culture, you shudder at the thought of piped music in lifts, wince at endless repetitions of Jingle Bells and have put out a contract on Rudolph. While you agree that some of the well-known carols are lovely, you are more drawn by the really obscure medieval carols, or the ones arranged by Bach. You also know parodies of several carols – a legacy of excessive carolling, or perhaps just the product of an enquiring and slighly cynical mind… Try to enjoy Christmas, anyway.
That’s creepy. True, but creepy.