Is Dustin Hoffman totally stoned? Will Beyonce be able to peel that stuff off her eyelids? Will I ever get the lost hours of my life back?

Is Dustin Hoffman totally stoned? Will Beyonce be able to peel that stuff off her eyelids? Will I ever get the lost hours of my life back?
Heh … yeah, Hoffman was not all there.
You think he was a little innebirated? I almost fell off my chair when he said “Million Shallor Baby.”
I thought he was very bizarre. Someone at work, though, said that Hoffman and Streisand were doing a riff on their “Meet the Fockers” characters.