For the second year in a row, a high school swim team girl has decided that it’s cute to give goldfish (last year it was one, this year it’s three!) as a gift. NOT! Girls, a water bottle is not a suitable goldfish container. A house that doesn’t already have fish is not a house set up to receive your damn fish.
Last year’s fish went to the high school biology classroom aquarium, where it was immediately eaten. Haven’t figured out what I’m going to do with this year’s fish yet.