Lord, give me patience, and give it to me now!
With its $50,000, the church has managed to cut back two pews and put in one curbcut. No sign of any bathroom construction, and I’m trying to find out why.
In the meantime, due to poor planning on my part, I had to use the Evil Inaccessible bathroom yesterday.
It’s only an injury to my dignity to teach a colleague to do a standing pivot transfer into the narrow stall, but when I was trying to use the poorly placed grab bars, my elbow slipped between the bar and the wall.
While I was trying to extricate my elbow, I fell off the toilet, so now I’m hanging from the damn thing by my elbow, with a nicely wrenched shoulder.
I was, of course, rescued by my colleague, who did not injure her back.
That place is a menace.