My daughter just returned from a 5 day high school trip, and was telling us all about it.
“Mama, you’ll be both delighted and dismayed about my hotel room,” she started. “Delighted because it was wheelchair accessible – the bathroom had grab bars all around, and the toilet seat was higher, and the sink was outside the bathroom with open space under it, and I measured between the two queen beds – a wheelchair would fit on any side, and they had a telephone next to the bed and in the bathroom!”
“And why will I be dismayed?”
“Because we had it! What if somebody needed it?”